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i thought i'd be dead by now

by murder person for hire

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1.
fishing 00:53
Bait for the bait drone Trash for the trash throne Welcome to my emotional thunderdome I am creative nothingness
2.
theme song 01:58
i am a sad sack you can fit me in your backpack stuffed way down in the bottom where everything is pitch black i am lunch sack just apple cores and fruit snacks with way too many problems for you to have to unpack i am literally way beyond the need for help and way too fucking anxious to help myself i can be your monster or just an end to a means i can be a better tool than a friend or fiend so when your boss/dad has finally gone too far there's no easier way to retire/theres no better queer to admire so just pick up the phone call a murder person for hire youre playin blackjack with deck that is all black Just kings and queens up your sleeve With a very handy card stack i can bring a rucksack fill it with guns and wear a face mask And with a bulletproof vest ill wait til its time to get some payback
3.
no dishes (free) 02:44
i am never gonna do the dishes I will let them soak and clean themselves instead I am never gonna finish the dishes I will let them grow of mold until im dead it doesnt take much, but im not lazy its just something i hate, ill reuse my plate cause doing dishes is fucking crazy i am never gonna do the dishes youre not my mom and i dont have to listen to you I am never gonna finish the dishes if i threw them all away what would you do I am never gonna do the dishes Ive told you a billion times why won't you listen?
4.
3edgy5me 01:53
Let's go to the punk show There's a sweet ass band downstairs Maybe your cute ass friends will have Some impressive words to share Let's go to the punk show When I get off I'll meet you there I bet your stupid shitty friends will have Some oppressive words to share They'll ride a scapegoat Cisgendered cash cow He's still my friend bro She fucking passed out Bet ya can't guess the act It's the same fucking five white dudes Playing boring ass songs For a room full of dudes Let's go to the punk show To that inclusive one downtown In a basement warm and cozy Where there's no abusers around Let's go to the punk show The one I cannot wait to see I hear their singer is a rapist And the booker is a Nazi They'll ride a scapegoat Cisgendered cash cow He's still my friend bro She fucking passed out Don't bother to stay for the show It's the same fucking five white dudes Playing boring ass songs For a room full of dudes As the same fucking five white dudes Pat themselves on the back For a set well done It's the same fucking five white dudes Eating shit cause they can't tell a yes from a no It's the same fucking five white dudes Playing boring ass songs for a room full of dudes
5.
glass body 01:47
I will fall on my ass I only wanted more than your heart My body is made of glass And I will fall on my ass My brain was broken from the start My body is made of glass And now I'm gonna blow it apart Part Party time Party in the USA
6.
knife.mkv 02:12
There's a knife inside the drawer I wanna open up my ribcage Because my brain it is a pretzel And the knife it might not make me feel so strange I tried to use my mouth But the words just dribbled out And it all just started pouring I'm so fucking boring I'll stab you one time And I'll take a little break And then I'll stab you at least 3 or 4 more times I'll stab you 5 times And then I'll take a little break And when I close my eyes the knives fall into place And stab over and over and over and over again My knife is better than your knife My knife is made of gold My knife is better than your knife My knife is only three and a half years old I tried to use my mouth But the words just dribbled out And it all just started pouring I'm so fucking boring I'll stab you one time And I'll take a little break And then I'll stab you at least 3 or 4 more times I'll stab you 5 times And then I'll take a little break And when I close my eyes the knives fall into place And stab over and over and over and over again
7.
everything is okay now so why are you still depressed other people have it bad so maybe dont be upset just talk to your therapist, cause its all just in your head just take a deep breath, it could be worse, you could be dead if you make yourself the victim youre only ever gonna be the victim thanks, it worked, im cured i guess thats all i needed to feel better my soul was crushed but now its fine because you felt the need to chime in thank you very much now i feel better theres a starving kid in Africa so shit is not that bad youre broken, youre lucky, you cant love and youre too sad if things go sour youre the only one to blame just smile and laugh, just be nice, ignore the pain if you make yourself the sad boi youre only ever gonna be the sad boi
8.
chaotic gender neutral (free) 02:12
Please do not touch me I'm not an object And what's inside of my pants is none of your fucking business Please no do not ask what's in my pants When I look back on my life all I ever wanted Was some semblance of home Filling voids that I didn't know I had I really wanna be alone I'm here and I'm queer and I'm drowning in fear And I'm blaming it all on you My i-d-e-n-titty isn't enough for you I'm not trying to tell you what to do Respect isn't so fucking hard It's nothing you don't even have to understand When I try to talk about all the ways that I've felt The intention is lost before it hits your ears I guess I look way too masculine, oh what a joke Cause that's not whats inside of here I'm here and I'm queer and I'm drowning in fear And I'm blaming it all on you And I wanna punch you in the face So much for the tolerant left
9.
wish 02:23
I had a dream where I fell right asleep And my chest didn't hurt so bad You drank a tea and it tasted so sweet And it kept you from feeling so sad I wish I had one every night And if I had one wish I would waste it on a kiss That would never ever ever end You are a dream where I run in the street And I break every one of my bones I am the ghost of a reoccurring nightmare That lives inside of Alex Jones I bet he has one every night And if I had one wish I would waste it on the chance Just to visit his crazy brain I wish I had one every night And if I has two fish I would make them infinite Just like motherfucking Jesus did
10.
It goes without saying that heavens not a place on earth where ice cream tastes good the way that ice cream should I bet ya know what that is worth i am slowly realizing that some things matter more in life much more than i thought than all the drugs your daddy bought and maybe i dont wanna die so let me state the obvious for just one fucking minute I dont wanna be inside a grave if youre not in it all men are scum and all roads lead to rome all cops are bastards, my heart is my home Property is theft sexuality is fake, Living is theft and everything is fake Alexander wasnt great, gender is fake and were all gonna die alone my body runs on candy im never staying hydrated punk rock was the truth at least i thought so in my youth I never saw the harm i did My brain is slowly melting and surprisingly its not from drugs i played a lotta games ate like shit and stayed up late and never ever got enough hugs
11.
i trust you 02:11
I trust you as much as I trust anyone who's never seen a star war I trust you as much as I trust anyone who's never tried to kill themself I trust you as much as I trust anyone who's never wanted to believe in god I trust you as much as I trust anyone who doesnt like Jeff Goldblum I trust you I trust you I trust you as far as you can throw me Please throw me Please throw me Please throw me Please throw me Please throw me in the trash I trust you as much as I trust anyone who's seriously never seen a single Star Wars movie, not even the prequels I trust you as much as I trust anyone who's never wanted to kill someone I trust you as much as I trust anyone who's never tried to steal money from their parents I trust you as much as I trust anyone who would trust anyone

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debut full-length album by Murder Person For Hire!

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released September 18, 2018

Brent DeBoard - guitar/bass/vocals
Ryan Wasoba, Bird Cloud Recording - recording/mastering/production/drums
Ash Barker, Fake Gamer Girl Comics - album art
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St. Louis queer/irrational/comedic/lonely/dark bedroom folk punk

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